Thursday, December 9, 2010

My last couple of boyfriends Part 1

My past couple of boyfriends sucked. SUCKED DICK. Literally. He was this sniveling little dude who thought he was the toughest, coolest, person ever. I never cared about anyone being tough or cool. This guy looked to shows like "Jersey Shore" for positive male role models. Oh did I mention that he just turned 33?

We started dating in June of 2009. We had a lot of fun. We cared for each other. We had an amazing sex life.

My birthday is in September (go Virgo's!!!) and it was around this time that I began to distrust him. He lived close by and I noticed that he had put his and his ex-girlfriends initals into fresh cement. The day before my birthday. The cement was located like 20 feet from my front door.

Awesome. Did I mentioned he just turned 33? He was also receiving a lot of phone calls that he would take in a seperate room...normally fine, right? Sometimes?

He would receive these calls at like 3am. He was also a texting freak. 33 YEARS OLD.

More in a minute...

Okay I am back.

One night we were watching tv late-night like and he was texting away. I looked over his shoulder and it was all sexy talk. He was sexting someone. I confronted him and he we had a fight and told me that I was OVARY-acting.

Since I thought I loved the guy I believed him and told myself, "why would he hurt me. The next mother-fucking day we went to the Sprint store so he could get a new phone. The clerk showed him a new phone...my guy purchased it. The clerk showed him how to use the interweb and other features on the phone while we were both looking at the screen. My guy typed in his password, which I saw, and up came his emails. ALL FROM ADULT WEBSITES...like adultfriendfinder.

I didn't say anything to him because I felt like I had the right to be the sneakiest, nastiest beeyotch in the world. So to accomplish that hard feat I decided to break into his email first and see what was really going on.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER CHECK SOMEONES EMAIL...unless you like living in oblivion which I surely did.

My guy was a frequent visitor and member of adult friend finder...asking people to meet up for sexy time. He was also a frequent responder to the casual encounter group on craigslist. As if this wasn't disgusting enough, he was looking to meet up with dudes and trannies.

You know what? Thats fine if that is what you want to do. Really it is. What is gross is being deceptive about it. Hiding it from someone that loves and cares for you. I dry heaved and punched him in his stupid face.

I needed to get tested. Alls fine, thank jebus! Still extremely scary and has scarred me for life.

This was one year ago today.

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